New Rules

1. If you choose to go to law school, you should not get upset when someone argues with you.

2. If you post things on your Facebook page, change your Facebook status, or otherwise signal to your hundreds of closest Facebook friends what you think/feel about some issue, you don't get to say, "I didn't want to talk about that issue."

3. If you're Condoleezza Rice, you have forfeited your chance to talk about how proud or inspired you feel about Obama's victory. I mean forfeited, completely lost, done, get the hell out of here. Your only roles in life now are to spend the next four decades repenting for the monstrosities in which you have participated by being in the Bush administration and to SHUT UP, unless you are publicly apologizing for said monstrosities.

That's all for today. We'll start slow. But those are the rules.