It doesn't really stay in your stomach 7 years...

You would not believe how often I find gum stuck under the desk (table) in law school. Here are some qualities of someone who sticks their gum under the desk instead of putting it in a proper trash receptacle:

• lazy
• messy
• careless
• disrespectful
  
• short-sighted
• self-centered

Now, are these the qualities you seek in your lawyer? I think not.

Jackasses.