SCANDALOUS!

OH MY goodness, my friend Amy had the best dream EVER! She dreamed I was having an affair with George W. Bush! And, it gets better, Hillary Clinton was his wife. And whenever Amy would try to ask me what I could possibly be thinking, I would just shrug and blow her off. And Hillary kept referring to me as "that girl."

Doesn't that dream just absolutely RULE! I love that I starred in such a dream.

What does it all mean?!